CSI Woolloomooloo
8.00 am, 35 minutes, Woolloomooloo - Opera House - Botanical Gardens
After yesterday's swim which was surprisingly good, I resumed foot patrols around the neighbourhood keeping an eye out for felons.
As well as a fistful of felons, there are a lot of fashionable gay guys that live in this neck of the woods. As a result the local opportunity shop is pretty well stocked with last season's wardrobe. At the opportunity shop I did see a number of customers stocking up on what is the criminal wardrobe of choice amongst the Darlinghurst Road set: track suit pants, baseball cap, nike runners, and sports-top. It is a functional wardrobe. There was a guy in Darlinghurst Road near the police station last month wearing a t-shirt that said:
"It is not a crime if you don't get caught".
posted by Don Juan @ 1:11 pm
11 Comments:
Be careful crossing jurisdictions DJ you may find yourself ostracised on foreign turf.
Perhaps your foot patrol uniform could have - "It's only a matter of time" printed fore and aft - oh yeah and wear a red beret like they do in the US ;-)
faster DJ, faster
If you want to go incognito I can lend you a maroon jersey .... unless you already have one.
Incognito ? Running through the Cross you should dress in your Huggy Bear pimp clothes. When running in W'loo I'd recommend your Mission Beat homeless man threads.
Clothing? I think the Jimmy "Dynomiiight!" Walker look would be pretty cool. Or even Kojak: perhaps they sell non-spiked flavoured chuppa cups there...
Don't knock Vinnies. I once snow skiied in a pale blue safari suit for a day at Mt Hotham. Quite cold actually.
Ahhh I feel better now that I have had my hit of your blog ;-) I think your going slowly mad with all this down time!!! Nice to see your as entertaining as ever!!
Ps Ray is my knight in shining armour.....sword and all ;-)
Watch out I am going to pass this address to my mad sister who is keen to have a sneak peak at your blog!!
TOO LATE...I have arrived, and there is no turning back now!!!
The thought of the budgies still has my mind a racing to be honest....BUT, my thoughts on your crime fighting uniform are this:
nope, sorry it is gone, the budgies are still at work:)
Perhaps you can get yourself some nice fashioable PJs for your hospital stay whilst your in the Opshop.
Keep up the good work protecting the streets of your 'hood.
You could be race director of the inaugural Felon Fun Run.
Hope the lanes down at Boy Charlton are still wide enough.
Ah clasic!
G' Da hoods a safer place when your 'round.
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